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@JeriLRyan I hear ya, lady. I'm dyin' over here with her damn face. STOP IT.
9/5
2015
@JJinVenice ;-)I inadvertently made my Twitter feed about adorable pets this week, so I guess I'll end it with this. Happy weekend! https://t.co/DiOJzYA2sN@shadysus We haven't introduced her to any of our pets.@NosmoRex @bonniegrrl Ruh roh.I mean, c'mon now. http://t.co/sZh6odDpHf@DavidVasileff @wilw It is!@Blondoid I know. I am crazy!@bergopolis Aww....poor guy. :-(@feliciaday @wilw Whoa, if that's my heartbeat on his arm, it looks like I'm dying!At the beginning of the week, I was total panic brain at all the crap I had to get done by today. Surprisingly, I think I succeeded. GO ME!TGIF. https://t.co/Ywp6cUThJF@mcbobo86 She has. No microchip but she's healthy.@LyssaPearl @dndgirl Between territorial and cranky Luna and puppy energy Marlowe, I'm not sure how to make that work peacefully.Hmm...maybe she shouldn't sit there. http://t.co/PrhPKz6pOOThe wind-up kills me every time. http://t.co/Y4LNt7MZWo*Throws shoe at chirping smoke detector, pours cup of coffee, relaxes on couch in victory**Opens eyes, stretches, hears bird chirp, smiles, bird chirps again, realize it's low battery on smoke detector, out of batteries, CHIRP*
9/4
2015
"Listen, I know you're trying to find me a home, but I'm awfully comfortable here." http://t.co/rWFRHTYmsf@lushbeads @wilw Not doppelgängers. That actually is both of us. :-)@TrooperTK8912 EEEEE!!DIS KITTEH http://t.co/c4BdQQpToj@pingje Good god, how have I never thought to do that. HAHAHA!*Remembers trash cans go to the curb today...due to the sound of the trucks passing by our house*@tfotinos STOP IT. That is adorable.@skippychance As in not open to the public. Where my friends on there are my actual friends and family I want to communicate with.
9/3
2015
@skippychance My FB page is private. No worries for you there. 👍@hbear66 oh god THAT FACE.Listen, Facebook. Try as you might week after week to get me to tell you, I just don't have a hometown. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.@paulandstorm @mikeyface QUIET, SABOURIN.@KatWaterflame SWEET.@laina622 Oh no! Maybe try a different place. Sometimes the first one isn't the best fit.@mikeyface I was *this* close to taking that thing away from him. HA!@mikeyface Did he tell you I texted him because of his loud and bell ringing? Oy.@schlesinm That's ALL I think when he says that.@mikeyface Did you see her on Skype? SO CUTE.@dibrewski YIPPEEEEE!!!Wil has decided foster kitty's name is Dave. Even though he knows it's a girl. Lordy.@MarloweWheaton SO MANY ZOOMIES.The place we board our dogs when our house sitter isn't available wanted us to see what happens while we're away. ❤️ http://t.co/sTsv2vxtal@MakeupByAngie They have them at Costco. They're really strong/sturdy so it's worth the investment. :-)@bergopolis @bonniegrrl @wilw Riley and Ferris both had that surgery. You have the next six weeks cut out for you, that's for sure.@MakeupByAngie Vitamixer!@gnukix I replayed the video and Seamus immediately stopped barking. Apparently dogs don't like the sound of their own voice either!@bonniegrrl @wilw Says the girl who's allergic to cats. 😉This is how Seamus encourages zoomies in Marlowe. Countdown to craziness in 3...2... https://t.co/3nNbVaycJX@tara @bonniegrrl @wilw @seanbonner If the current interested person can't take her, I will let you know. You will LOVE this kitty.@bonniegrrl @wilw Just fostering. :-)@BadAstronomer So damn cute.@notmynamebutdeb I am TWO MILES away from having that myself. OH BOY!!This little kitty is so sweet and adorable. We can't keep her but I have a couple of friends interested in adopting her! 🐾🐾❤️DEM FEET THO http://t.co/1eh4qjOsZrFoster kitty is the poster child for delicious cat food. http://t.co/IY0WAG50A5Today is powered by the compound C8 H10 N4 O2 to avoid the letter Zzzzz.@Miss_Loki Yeah, I didn't know that until the vet told me today. Apparently, they are almost always female as well. Who knew? Not me!@BackpackingDad This tweet shows in my timeline as "Translated from Romanian." Neat.@magicheide You and me both!@Drek It isn't the cost, it's the room in our house. Not fair to her or our other animals to have so many under one roof. :-)@SeattleLuna EEEEE!@JeanneRuairi I have a friend who may take her. If not, I will let you know!Oop! Foster kitty still has some baby teeth so she's actually 5 months old. GAH! She's so cute.This kitty isn't very happy she's getting a full exam by the vet. She's little but she's 6 months old! http://t.co/557R20O6ZJ@lartist My friend who has Lucy wants this kitty but I don't have time to take her up to Sacramento and she can't get down here.@D_A_M_B Yes. Apparently she's been hanging out for a little over a week in the area.If you're a pet owner, please microchip them even if they're only indoor pets. They can accidentally get out and can't be returned to you.No microchip. :-(@stryker1313 I didn't get that but thank you for clarifying it. :-)@stryker1313 You think I'm aloof because I'm not able to keep her?@LadyMayanna Lucy, the tiny pup I fostered in December, was also super affectionate and was abandoned. I hope that isn't the case w/ kitty!Taking foster kitty to the vet to check for a microchip in an hour. Fingers crossed she has a family who just lost her!@GIFs Hehehe... ;-)@rockbmi We are a full house of pets. It's best to find her a home where there's room for her. :-)@bookoisseur You would love her. So snuggly and just wants to be kissed on.@knobody Me too. The guy whose house she was near said she showed up over a week ago. He was feeding her but wasn't bringing her inside.Good morning! http://t.co/Ic6eJmahsB@cmpriest She's so cute. Spent the whole night wanting head scritches and snuggling into my armpit.The foster kitty is adorable, but many of you want to know where the Pac-Man rug came from. It's actually a fleece blanket from ThinkGeek.Kids.Foster kitty spent most of the night being super affectionate and making sure I was still here. Now she is playing like crazy. At 6am.
9/2
2015
@wndywitch I hope so too. She seems healthy and obviously affectionate and relaxed. :-)Pulled out the sofa bed to sleep on with little foster kitty. She didn't waste any time getting comfortable. http://t.co/d5zS9ohytg@beth9133 And by pure, I mean purr.@beth9133 She is a SUPER pure machine and crazy affectionate. :-)@Libraryninja25 It's a fleece Pac-Man blanket. :-)@JillPantozzi She's been rolling all over me and is now sleeping pushed up against my leg. STOP IT. http://t.co/E7DhOeU9fiMy god, this adorable foster kitten. (Size 8 Converse for scale) http://t.co/RkcWGzVp9L@LyssaPearl I think so.@LyssaPearl Watson didn't care at all. Luna hasn't seen her but if she does, she will lose her shit. I know we can't keep her and it's ok."You sitting in front of the sofa? I want to sit behind you and play w/your hair while you sit in front of the sofa." http://t.co/fvifDIgiWL@stupid_idea I did that as soon as I picked her up. Total purr machine.@oceanbound I don't know but this little thing is super affectionate and purrs like crazy. She also ate ALL THE FOOD.We can't keep this kitty because we are a full house of pets. If she doesn't have a chip, I will find her a good home.Stray kitty is currently foster kitty until I can take her to the vet to check for a microchip. SO AFFECTIONATE. http://t.co/CE9i2EpNGIWent for a walk, found a stray kitten. And by found, I mean, she literally ran up to me.@Red_Shirt_no2 SO MUCH MAGNIFICATION.@flannelore YAY!!@bonniegrrl Thanks. They're just for reading. Not to wear all the time. :-)@LyssaPearl Optometrist checks vision. Opthamologist is a doctor for eye health, disease, injury, etc.@Ninshubur No. I don't want to. :-)Testing out new (and stronger) reading glasses by reading tiny print Twitter. Fuck. I can see better. https://t.co/mJbUPduMPq
9/1
2015
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