Note to self: Sectarian jokes never get laughs.To get to the other Shiite. https://t.co/AslO5lP5VO
I know exactly what you mean.
Julie for The New York Times on #farmers
. We totally live in the #future
. That and this reminds me... http://t.co/v6qwAQnfQQ Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
New city-backed facility targeting startups opens as The Commons: http://t.co/bZEpdVu1Kb
#startups Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
The "Libertarian" mayor Mike Dunafon is pushing toward an eminent domain land grab in Glendale, CO. http://t.co/EVX0IVBF6y
What a hypocrite.
The ONE day I leave my tailpipe banana at home!Looking for wifi at a cafe in downtown #Denver
Virtually every US city once had an extensive streetcar system. What the hell happened? http://t.co/myaFP7663l http://t.co/i8GBRe9mNx Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
Wow. Shocked if it happens https://t.co/LxuVrqKx0H
Elected officials in any city with a police abuse problem won't say it openly, but police unions are main obstacles to reform. #Denver
Denver pays out more in police lawsuits than Baltimore. http://t.co/RDtslF1IUB
#copolitics Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
Yes. Context! Thx https://t.co/7Rua4Wuojj
A wave of murders is washing over #Denver
. 15yrs ago the media focus would've been a spotlight. Now it's a flicker http://t.co/TQZwgi2OtI
Denver City Council approves Saturday bike access on 16th Street Mall http://t.co/BcRcjsnZJD
How can I keep calm with such rampant kerning abuse! http://t.co/z8MAOkPUSA Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
Forbidden from riding bikes, fearless Afghan girls are skateboarding around Kabul http://t.co/XUnt5OeLyT http://t.co/Tepx8miUaT Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
The controversial Jefferson Parkway gets legal victory in 10th Circuit Court of Appeals by @abuvthefold http://t.co/JsQIsWrToc Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
‘Uber for weed’ startup Eaze raises $10M in funding http://t.co/xGvUw5F6UP http://t.co/rCI3Vj45Wl Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
Colorado's Feb. record pot sales yield $2.1M for schools http://t.co/FtYiB27Iyk Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
A few unwanted goldfish turn into thousands and endanger a Colorado lake http://t.co/gNS7vWpS8R
Wait what? I've been drunk recording an @denverdiatribe
in my basement every week. Haven't they been posting?
is in 3rd place in #Webbys
People's Voice! I voted and they need YOU: http://t.co/K1w7HofKbs
Rolling Stone isn’t firing anyone. That’s terrible for journalism. http://t.co/PAfc3cLvu9
Atlanta Police Shooting Victim Tried to Live a Life That Mattered http://t.co/Nl9slid6jn
Q: How many Torino's Party Pizzas can you make before needing to clean your oven? A: Trick question. Totino's-eaters don't clean their ovens
is in such a building boom. I'm sad no local media outlets have architecture critics anymore to help us make sense of it all.
The term "gentrification" is amorphous and inaccurate. Stop saying it. You sound both vaguely guilty and vaguely stupid.Editorial: The lesson from CU smoking ban http://t.co/SoH30zD8pF Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
Today I came to terms with the fact I don't understand what Daylight Savings is or why it exists and Inever will. I feel happier already.
But I do ragret paying $1.75 for that extra "fistful to-go" of preshredded Mexican cheese.
2 guys ranting about #Obama
at Starbucks: "Net neutrality...what is that? It's Obamacare for the internet! Just what we need." Huh?I'm so hungry, I could eat at Chubbies. #noragrets
: BuzzFeed videos are getting 950 million views a month, mostly outside its website http://t.co/qmcnfzQXU9
What’s the mirror on the tripod for? @CharlesRHodgson
What’s in my #Mojo
Basics: $250 http://t.co/1fMIthvqLH Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
It turns out that "chamomile tea" is not a very good safeword.
My urgent message to people who walk around with iPhone selfie sticks: You are the mullets and rollerblades of tomorrow.Cool story. True bison will soon roam in Larimer County for the first time in 150 years.
http://t.co/Mmb4J3zOZt Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
A life without green chile breakfast burritos is a life not worth living. #breakfastthoughts
I don't have enough old, pissed-off white dudes in my life. In US politics & media they're clearly a majority. My sphere is too cloistered.
Gotta love this mural on the side of a tattoo shop in #Denver http://t.co/VpcxnE8bK8
Guess who made @CJR
's "worst of journalism" list? CNN's @donlemon
and @FoxnFriends http://t.co/fy6x5MION8
via @THR Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
So true!Why are dads always so hard to buy xmas gifts for? I'm a dad and I don't even know what I would buy to give to myself.
Yes exactly..."The Eric Garner case’s sickening outcome" http://t.co/ZX98iejnes
Here is @BillBramhall
's cartoon on the latest Eric Garner update. http://t.co/JzT5qlIVR6 http://t.co/yZeizl73ND Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
What is it about being on a grand jury that seems to turn common sense American citizens into deferential, narrow-minded bureaucrats?
Unused TV frequencies could replace costly 4G networks with free ‘super Wi-Fi, ’ scientist http://t.co/GUSbQ9cHPu Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
Genuine question: is there any case of black cop shooting + killing white teenager and not even coming to trial? Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
9News is now Teen Beat MT @9NEWS
: Scale of 1-10: How would you rate Peyton Manning's postgame suit today? http://t.co/BAXfWCIhm2 Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
NOAA reports October 2014 was the warmest on record. http://t.co/MsXgTy5Gnx Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
There is never a right time to tell someone you love that they've always sliced onions like a retarded person.
So far Uber's sins are nothing compared to local cab monopolists "Uber, Start-Up Going So Fast It Could Miss a Turn" http://t.co/X2xcTiMyFb
Bennet kicks off the 2016 campaign Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
$10 billion. That's not Uber's valuation, it's the company's projected revenue. Holy cow. http://t.co/Xl4yxcuOvb Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
Craftsy, an E-Learning Site for Makers, Raises $50 Million http://t.co/PpWsIZO3qg
Geographic polarization ended the bellwether counties across America. Jefferson was one of the few left, and that's questionable today Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
"You know who else won the 2014 election? The CIA." Defeat of @MarkUdall
worries watchdogs. http://t.co/4XT3vPi3US
#copolitics Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
Coffman speaking in bad Spanish. Let's hope now that he's re-elected, he stops. #copolitics
. Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
The first #Colorado
2014 midterm is in! My family has officially voted to get rid of our landline and buy a 'No Soliciting' sign.
Tim Cook: "Let me be clear: I'm proud to be gay, and I consider being gay among the greatest gifts God has given me." http://t.co/5d7L5oJQ88 Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
Here's a sneak peak of the bar at our Fort Collins store.. So close! Opening November 13! @ Illegal… http://t.co/yo4PeJ4QbT Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can & an app for telling the difference Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
New podcast! @NarratorsShow
's Taking a Stand with stories from @Flobot5
: http://t.co/lO7rIy4E5Y Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
STORY: Some thought Coloradans would go scrambling back to polls to repeal legal weed. Instead, it's a big shrug: http://t.co/rucP8Rq5PK Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
Bob Beauprez Admits He Wants To Re-Instate Marijuana Prohibition In Colorado http://t.co/RtQVBGaXq2 Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
The hilarious @TheOrvedahl
is on @FallonTonight
tonight. Watch tonight! Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
10 yrs from now 5 Points will still be on DURA's list "@denbizjournal
: Denver's urban renewal areas of the future: http://t.co/OPNJNRSbHr
"Cooking in Season: How to Cook Acorn Squash" via The Craftsy Blog: http://t.co/CxSuMSeDFJ http://t.co/IaNLltMFrC Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
I've lived in #Denver
so long I remember when the opening of a new restaurant/brewpub was an actual news event people would talk about.@ckarwoski
Nice. I will actually try this.#Denver
is stitching together an online empire; tops 5 million users http://t.co/FU6Lstm6Q8
I'm seriously considering connecting my mail slot to my recycle bin. Every day just pounds of junk mail and unwanted catalogs. Heavy spam.
BREAKING: Colorado governor exposed for drinking beer: http://t.co/R2NOlg4jiN
#craftbeer Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
How Jeff Bezos is using Amazon to turn @washingtonpost
into a national publication: http://t.co/AaIXSrFl5e Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
You aren't imagining it: Email is making you more stressed out http://t.co/9P6FgcoI5m Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
It was actually Mitt Romney who captured Saddam Hussein during the War of Iraqi Aggression -#JeffCoSchoolBoardHistory http://t.co/aLsUpplnAn Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
: Denver Sheriff Department paying millions in overtime http://t.co/FGCgtVOzVC
Craftsy app in the Apple Store! http://t.co/h6mIh5ipx2 Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
No more debate. The new name of my fake band is now Camel Toad. End...of...discussion.
Description? Small, green wearing an, er, shell. "@NickArvin
: Spotted this today. Any of you folks missing a turtle? http://t.co/256kpNk6pR
Cycling team regrets beige-colored uniforms. #WardrobeMalfunction http://t.co/utNA9y5oio Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
Pot banking coop not getting off ground despite hope of some. @DavidMigoya http://t.co/GyftAQUV2b Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
Why kerning matters: @esurance
accidentally advertised a house covered with giant dicks. http://t.co/zeW0SMqV5C
by @drcrypt Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
Brunch is a waste of time, money and drunken pleasure that you don't have http://t.co/Lt63dTAq1g
@ShawnMicallef Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
This summer will be known to historians years from now as the 'Great Dirtbag-to-Denver Migration of 2014' #legalweed
"Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke." - F Scott Fitzgerald #writetip Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
The ISIS territory looks gerrymandered. Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
A single mother prepares for war: What challenges do low-income women face when they're deployed? http://t.co/kNhqGYvyiF Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
FL nudist dad convicted for taking, sharing naked photos of his daughters with other men http://t.co/GBhNgryl3z Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
"The ladies really enjoyed it..." Ha, what a perfect quote.
Agree. Last night opted for Yak & Yeti over Little India. Worth the drive for sure.
3 new trendy restaurants open every week in urban #Denver
but still no good Indian takeout to speak of. Thank God for the suburbs.