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Matthew Inman @Oatmeal Seattle, Washington

I make comics.

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Joined Twitter 4/13/07

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.@neilhimself I take credit for the discovery of this one. http://t.co/L4QmA4RnjHA little PSA for the 4th of July http://t.co/4rgKUbbyhd
7/3
2015
Got some shopping to do 😘 http://t.co/LaZPBZVGhFFacebook is on point today http://t.co/8rlhpylXcv
7/2
2015
@scottinfukie So, when’s the wedding?The Confederate Flag, explained. Full comic here: http://t.co/VnTpMDatVd http://t.co/PQ25GIlgUV@Mossbird @danooz I don’t mind imitation; art isn’t born in a vacuum. I just wish it wasn’t all Jesus’ey..@danooz Definitely not. He imitates my style so a lot of people confuse the two, unfortunately.America explained to non-Americans http://t.co/VnTpMDatVd http://t.co/HHQymLuGmX#HappyCanadaDay http://t.co/BkKM6KLuP9
7/1
2015
Snapped this photo of Jupiter and Venus having a little love-fest tonight by pointing my iPhone into my telescope http://t.co/Ba5tvbEhXTEvery campfire, ever. http://t.co/eutbW4gNZ4HEADS UP: today is also the last day to register for Beat The Blerch 2015 http://t.co/P00JLHLbgR http://t.co/IvndtXHXdkHEADS UP: today is the last day to get a Beat The Blerch virtual race kit http://t.co/vT3rUVdWIM http://t.co/oQX1M01fLB
6/30
2015
It shouldn't feel this weird to say "I'm proud to be an American." http://t.co/8ycs1GgjJr
6/29
2015
HELLO SEATTLE. I'll be at Uwajimaya at 2pm today drawing pictures of mantis shrimps & whatnot https://t.co/jSphUczuwm http://t.co/pO10EFCFlz
6/27
2015
I'd change my profile pic today but I've had a rainbow since 2009, motherfuckersThis is now http://t.co/wN467WAh3U.@weeklystandard You know the Gayroller was something I drew in SUPPORT of marriage equality, right? http://t.co/mfzPz12kNZThis is amazing. (also @Oatmeal should sue: http://t.co/LYCVmgga3h) https://t.co/S40wMmgN7r
Retweeted by Matthew Inman#Seattle I will be at the Kinokuniya bookstore in Uwajimaya tomorrow doing sketches. Stop by if you want a drawing https://t.co/jSphUczuwm
6/26
2015
From yesterday http://t.co/fe9QuhpagL
6/25
2015
.@cher But they are just honoring their heritage http://t.co/568Yw0H4O2
6/24
2015
Every time I see someone pushing a heavy shopping cart down a city street I think "homeless ... or crossfit?"@DougMartin17 lol no one shows up at your parties do they?What I mean when I say "definitely" http://t.co/1ALooe0u2V
6/23
2015
While we're on the subject http://t.co/gwiWEzimrL http://t.co/MIH8c7oK4GWhat I mean when I say "definitely" http://t.co/PAhYjnf9Vt http://t.co/P2pfxv5VP0I wanna be in a band called "Gluten" and we'd be nobodies in the 90s but then in 2015 no one will shut the fuck up about us
6/22
2015
Dad (noun): http://t.co/eJp6UQTYnISuch a great comic for Father's Day https://t.co/GGxQ00JxCzWhen one has not had a good father ... http://t.co/MMAoQY91pl
6/21
2015
Putting up a Confederate flag http://t.co/KbP2CPQidr
6/20
2015
A big thanks to @zappos for being the official cake sponsor of @BeatTheBlerch this year http://t.co/aDc3mDcOu4 http://t.co/7wjmEODuIzPlease attend Beat The Blerch dressed as your favorite food. Do it for greatness. Do it for justice. Do it for food. http://t.co/yfI9ASByLqRUNNERS: Only two weeks left to register for @BeatTheBlerch in Sacramento, Seattle, and Morristown, NJ http://t.co/P00JLI2MFr
6/16
2015
@Fandude41 It's not a joke! That's actually where I got the name "The Oatmeal.".@idSoftware @ID_AA_Carmack FUN FACT: I got the name Oatmeal because I used to play Quake obsessively and my nick was always QuakerOatmeal@Bethblog Do you need a cartoonist to draw some fat, oval-shaped Cacodemon pig monsters for the game? If so, hit me up.@colebucket92 @gameofkittens I will have a copy in my pants hidden near #mysausage, which is a euphemism for #mypenis@khaughwout It’s a soft “ch", like couch. BLERCH GOES TO CHURCH FOR THE FREE BREAD, etc.I will be at #e3 tomorrow with the @gameofkittens crew and we wanna see some neat shit. Please oblige.@MauDagos http://t.co/oFoMrJx9F3@Rarraflled I'm pretty sure that's the kindest thing anyone has ever said to anyone else on the Internet in the history of the Internet.Black. http://t.co/NHVPCzB4wZ
6/15
2015
Hey #Seattle, it's that time again. http://t.co/m4DyJHcYO2@UprootedTexan99 @theawkwardyeti GOD DAMNIT I SPENT 20 MINUTES TRYING TO CAPTION THIS TWEET AND YOU TWO NAILED IT ON YOUR FIRST TRYWas digging through some old files this morning and I found this. http://t.co/cPCs3mrl42
6/13
2015
@tweetsoutloud @wilw @Lunarbaboon @theawkwardyeti 3 cartoonists,1 actor, and 1 rocket scientist have jumped on this thread. WE CAN DO THIS@shrekpissslave @BoingBoing Can I cartoon this?I wish I could spend a few hours getting hung over tonight and then feel drunk all day tomorrowBad pun based on @Oatmeal's "T-Rex Standup" template (http://t.co/4U5cqH8jy6) http://t.co/COd440F7Sc
Retweeted by Matthew Inman#badumtss http://t.co/kAciFqjHDeChecking a bag http://t.co/R8TogYwLB0
6/12
2015
@ModelAyshaMirza @karagoucher Kara wins.#TBT 3 years ago today I got in a little dispute with FunnyJunk http://t.co/opa8qNWri3 http://t.co/6DywahqRsM@BoredElonMusk It’s like playing nude musical chairs with Skynet http://t.co/Fq7CFRM2e8There's a documentary about Nikola Tesla on Indiegogo right now http://t.co/GWFjEG5WEI Directed by @TeslaFilm http://t.co/uA9qFKQSxS7 reasons to keep your Tyrannosaur off crack cocaine http://t.co/JzHF1jNgiI http://t.co/VVq8t02ZlNA reader just sent this one in. I love my job. http://t.co/se5Tvq9Htt@ryanqnorth How about a crappy BuzzFeed listicle? Top 10 photos of Ryan North rescuing pugs that you WON'T BELIEVE aren't Photoshopped!Today's comic felt like I was encroaching in @ryanqnorth's territory a bit. Ryan: I owe you a sandwich for my encroachment.http://t.co/5RhuD4Plk4If you were one of the backers of the Tesla Museum, there's a great documentary up on @Indiegogo about it right now http://t.co/4fTx14C8Jt
6/11
2015
The DOs and DO NOTs of running your first marathon according to the @Oatmeal http://t.co/wEerVWyB7A http://t.co/PvA8OY91bc
Retweeted by Matthew InmanThere's a documentary about Nikola Tesla's Tower at Wardenclyffe on Indiegogo right now https://t.co/DP907O7pwM http://t.co/vn3QndY4pZMan the latest trailer for Jurassic World looks kinda shitty! https://t.co/2PdotmeRTr
6/10
2015
@Oatmeal @alieward I stole ur jokeSuper excited to try out this new FleshLight I got off Ebay! http://t.co/zVvOBLMgmyCapture the moment http://t.co/Q2GadlCBmj.@amazon r u hitting on me? http://t.co/5RZAZcf6IVAnd the award for scariest Halloween costume of 2015 goes to Jim for his "cop at a pool party" costume! Congrats Jim! You win all the candy8 things I learned from wearing an Apple Watch http://t.co/HPZQwoWUug http://t.co/JxqFD7qc1E
6/9
2015
FUN FACT 2 of 2: I’m also in Stripped, a documentary by @davekellett about comics. It’s on Netflix right now. http://t.co/tNALXSSMvaFUN FACT 1 of 2: I’m an extra in Disney’s Tomorrowland. I’m in it for like half second. If you can spot me I’ll buy you a candy bar.@shegeekshow Ever heard my voicemail greeting? Call my phone right now (I won't answer). It'll change your life.My friend posted a photo of her cat on Facebook today and I did some Photoshoppin' http://t.co/y28r3balSsWelcome to the future. http://t.co/4ytSR30StZHello internet I got a new shirt. http://t.co/32I0TIHKDw8 things I learned from wearing an Apple Watch for a couple of weeks http://t.co/HPZQwoFj5G http://t.co/ru9R3FoqTs
6/8
2015
#hashtags http://t.co/tcnxv39Cmk
6/7
2015
BREAKING: Batman reveals true self on the cover of Vanity Fair. "Call me Bruce," he says.ALERT: if you backed Exploding Kittens, we need your address. http://t.co/9cLiVA2090 http://t.co/2a3Y1w16URwith apologies and thanks to the oatmeal http://t.co/EPVJWiaR7O http://t.co/f4OE4vPeSp
Retweeted by Matthew Inman
6/4
2015
IDEA: a paper-milling machine that recycles my old Amazon boxes and turns them into exfoliating butt wipes#NationalRunningDay http://t.co/4tdQVajW3IHappy #NationalRunningDay http://t.co/wo72kpspcr http://t.co/x5B2bHFn1a
6/3
2015
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Retweeted by Matthew InmanPretty amped to be having conversations with @BoredElonMusk http://t.co/vm8KHVNvVaDinosaur standup http://t.co/BFxqeRCrMB
5/30
2015
Currently writing/drawing the instructions for @gameofkittens. This version did not make the cut. http://t.co/FZNev4Lx7x
5/26
2015
I wanna find a lady who is cool with me pouring a bucket o' Gatorade on her head after we finish #coitus
5/25
2015
.@InnerPartisan that literally looks like goblin diarrhea. Also, this: http://t.co/mfzPz12kNZHow to tell if something actually sucks http://t.co/VGvI02iMzf
5/24
2015
.@DangeRussWilson http://t.co/YYvLvuJPf4@chromesthesia We tried making plush Blerches but wound up doing these little squishy balls instead: http://t.co/7FqawStGalIf you can't make it to our races but still want to participate, we can ship you a race kit http://t.co/vT3rUVdWIM http://t.co/D3Tfom1ziXRegistration for Beat The Blerch East is now open http://t.co/P00JLHLbgR http://t.co/c2TrVCg6F6
5/22
2015
My career in standup http://t.co/AgWqepsUR3THINGS I KNOW: I am very good at getting drunk and very bad at being drunk. http://t.co/xTJlVofOKD
5/21
2015
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