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Janet @confettilife San Luis Obispo, CA

Let's open a bottle of bubbly.

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Joined Twitter 2/5/08

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There's 1 tiny speck of dust between the screen on my new iPhone and the screen protector I just stuck on. #crazymaking #firstworldproblemsThere's me on the @bcabrand Local Beat this week! http://t.co/UdoG3nKck3 #bcafyi #ammcglaw #imovedyall #lawyeringIt's terrific to see @msjdorg on the @HerAgenda list of women empowerment orgs http://t.co/JjnAdITcz5 #PowerDirectory #determinedtorise
5/30
2015
"I was only going to change my name if I married a Clinton or Kennedy." --Emily over Orangecello
5/23
2015
Just dropped off a disco ball to the Chief Deputy District Attorney, causing much confusion with security & office staff. #DAsPartyToo
5/21
2015
Thanks @GenStorePaso! Love your shop! Current obsessions are: @littleflowercc marshmallows and @ettaandbillie citrus poppy soap. #pasorobles
5/19
2015
I can't believe these brilliant, accomplished, amazing, inspiring @msjdorg board members let me hang out with them.
5/17
2015
My Facebook feed is 40% multilevel marketing parties and 50% news stories about kids sent home from prom for BS dress code violations.
5/16
2015
Yea or nay on this @worldmarket bright pink chair for my office at work? #redecorating #lawyering #tooellewoods? http://t.co/yuCaopQCcoYea or nay on this @bezar decal for my office at work? #howbezar #redecorating #lawyering http://t.co/6AYmgRlU5T
5/15
2015
Went in for a bang trim, left with a baby. Well, kinda. http://t.co/OMwm86Zktt #fosterhood #fosterparent #fostering #fostercare #foster
5/12
2015
A mom has gotta know how to make #firstprizepies! https://t.co/PVKOWYMoHW
5/10
2015
Need an affordable fixed #standingdesk that doesn't look super lame officey or like an IKEAhack. #under$1k #doesitexist #3hoursonlinesaysnoIt's like I'm at a bubble nightclub, except I'm parenting on the front porch. #bubblemaker #bubbleselfie http://t.co/hgZT8tEvKY@togetherinthis yes! @iamkidpresident was at Cal Poly!Might've picked the wrong profession because what I am MOST good at is coming up with party themes.A change would do you good, but waiting for that change might make you crazy first. #chchchanges
5/9
2015
@agirlandaboy my 34th was bottles of pink champagne, a big pink champagne cake from @MadonnaInn, and sparklers. #popfizzclink #sparkle
5/5
2015
All the selections on Hulu, Netflix & HBO and my mom picks...Crocodile Dundee. #movienight #momschoice #paulhogan
5/2
2015
@confettilife decor is always amazingling on theme. #confetti #birthday https://t.co/ey91KzPYdL
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4/26
2015
No worries, guys, I totally helped with the California drought today by planning an outdoor party. #raining #drought #moveitindoors
4/25
2015
We shook on it, so it's super legal now.Made a deal w/ Will. He will do all the dishes, if I scoop all the ice cream. #deal #hemustbedrunk #documentingit #oralcontractsarelegal
4/21
2015
This is the year to go to Portugal. #campomaior #festasdopovo http://t.co/qKWdOs7skM http://t.co/nbwaA4Auyl
4/16
2015
Remnants of dinner. https://t.co/j7SVkzXsLtHey #lawstudents, the @msjdorg Public Interest #Scholarship is now open! Apply today! http://t.co/P1aXYEajUT #determinedtorise
4/11
2015
#TBT to Festas do Povo 2011. Is it true that the party is returning in 2015? Book your flights to… https://t.co/mltdYQaS9S
4/9
2015
Are the Giants trying to get endorsed by hair gel this year? #madbum #pagan #crawford #scrunchit #IDontThinkYoureReadyForThisGelly
4/6
2015
It's what's on the inside that counts, unless you're talking about one of those hollow chocolate bunnies.
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4/3
2015
Will said my outfit was a "little crazy" but a lady buying coffee & Cheetos at the gas station said it was cute, so trusting her taste.
3/30
2015
My grandma keeps referring to guacamole as "avocado dip." #grandmaisms
3/29
2015
My mom's favorite hobby is unloading the dishwasher at 6:30am.
3/28
2015
My grandmother just explained to me that you can cook frozen food in a microwave. #modernlifeOur little ducklings were the top news story on @SLOTribune. Yay @SLO_City_Fire! #SLOFireCares http://t.co/mKKldh1oQY
3/27
2015
@SLO_City_Fire returns to the scene to reunite ducky #12 with the family! #SLOFireCares http://t.co/ghdUSksUdXSLO City Firefighters rescue ducklings from a pipe, then escort them back to creek. #SLOFireCares http://t.co/6ZRwkasBmi
Retweeted by JanetBIG congrats to @JanePRosales on an exceptional interview w @IngridBusson @msjdorg #MsJDpowerbase @WhiteCase #StrongerTogether
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3/26
2015
3.14% of all sailors are Pi rates. #happypidayNever talk to pi, he'll go on forever. #happypiday“Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.” ― Yogi Berra #HappyPiDay"Pie and Coffee is approximately the third best social interaction a man can hope to have with a woman." #HappyPiDay"But I, when I undress me Each night, upon my knees Will ask the Lord to bless me With apple-pie and cheese." ~Eugene Field #HappyPiDayWhat do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter? Pi in the sky #happypiday#HappyPiDay http://t.co/5FRi7Z6gZKWhat do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter? Moon Pi #happypidayWhat do you get when you cut a jack o’ lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi #happypiday3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844 #happypiday
3/14
2015
Will somebody please get engaged so I can throw a Beyonce-themed shower? I have IDEAS! #HePutARingOnIt #DrunkInLove #CrazyInLove
3/11
2015
This. #LeanInTogether #StrongerTogether #TIMInitiative https://t.co/ckI28YednEHappy Jelly Doughnut Day! Go get your raspberry-filled! http://t.co/OyP8sWLopI http://t.co/xeMpyVVrz4
3/9
2015
Happy International Women's Day! So fortunate to be on the board of @msjdorg! #StrongerTogether #DeterminedToRise http://t.co/5hRwhDE7wP
Retweeted by JanetIf you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room. #StrongerTogether
Retweeted by JanetMs JD Board @Msjdorg at the #StrongerTogether Conf in SF. Sign has a typo. Should read “So Amazing” http://t.co/VKDWqXO17s
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3/8
2015
Thank you @AkunnaCook @babysharklaw @kmlarkinwong @confettilife Luann Simmons &Bethany Kristovich for speaking @msjdorg #StrongerTogether
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3/7
2015
Just a #MsJDSelfie with the @msjdorg EIC, ED & VP. #DeterminedToRise #strongertogether https://t.co/YQKHTszUhvWomen, it's time for us to get off the paperclips committee. #strongertogetherShattering glass ceilings is my bag. #StrongerTogether http://t.co/bGawzwsLpc
3/6
2015
I'm about to blow up your feed. #sorrynotsorry #beyonce #weruletheworld @msjdorg #StrongerTogether https://t.co/JJPCmTbg15Setting up for the @msjdorg 7th Annual Conference for Women in the Law. #StrongerTogetherhttps://t.co/UKwhoVGaR8
3/5
2015
@confettilife @msjdorg you rock JWall ...gave you you're own rockstar moniker :-D
Retweeted by JanetHey my @msjdorg ladies, I'm sharing this with you, because without you I wouldn't have this. #StrongerTogether http://t.co/qEejGfo5Hk
3/4
2015
Celebratory champagne like I've never seen before! Thanks @confettilife for the decorated bottle of… https://t.co/0SiBLNUBLn
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3/1
2015
@iamkidpresident welcome to SLO!
2/25
2015
Does the fact that I bought something on the home shopping network today make me old? Nah, it probably just makes you very American.
2/24
2015
"Ginsburg added that she hasn't cooked since 1980" (didn't think I could love her more, and now this) #notoriousrbg http://t.co/KnLgVEiluZ"Men have affinity groups, they just don't call it that. Sometimes they call it the partnership." @brown4lawyers http://t.co/TAFTRHomMQ
2/20
2015
I honestly cannot remember if I've ever owned a pair of sweatpants. I bought a pair today. I've been missing out. http://t.co/uy1Z4fUIqn
2/7
2015
Feeling all fancy with this lovely #20under40 award from @SLOTribune. http://t.co/ioO6jVHKXQThank you @CarlaTheRock! I got this award, in part, because you & the @msjdorg team believe in me & my crazy ideas. #StrongerTogether
2/5
2015
Don't be in a party, be a party. #KidLegislation @midnight
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2/4
2015
Yes, @agirlandaboy! It is! Sipping champagne as I tweet, and hope you are, too!Valentine Puns. Almost 400 of them. http://t.co/B7RPMs8skL #getpunny #mypunnyvalentine #punsarefun #punnyThank you, @CarlaTheRock! xox
2/3
2015
My husband ran 639 miles in 2014. I asked him a few questions about that. http://t.co/rvHkQHB0dn
1/30
2015
Been watching old episodes of West Wing lately, so here's a #TBT to my days in the #WhiteHouse.… http://t.co/eq43yrAljw
1/29
2015
What if I love buttery toast, tropical fruit, apples, pears, red candies, chocolate, bacon & spicy stuff? #winebibber http://t.co/oQ6NLVeKGK
1/27
2015
That trial date doesn't work for me your honor, that's the release date for season 3 of House of Cards. Let's move on to March...
Retweeted by JanetThrow kindness around like confetti! @iamkidpresident is my hero! http://t.co/SfIoFB3a4r (h/t @CarlaTheRock @kmlarkinwong)
1/25
2015
Three ripe bananas can only mean one thing. http://t.co/oWiEbZ7ZA2
1/24
2015
This is for @thisconfettilife RT@mashable: Throw kindness like confetti. http://t.co/Bq9xKRPVEY http://t.co/cQ33OnE35D #sheleads
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1/23
2015
Also, simon_the_boy's birthday is an excuse to make a honey martini. Put it on your calendar. http://t.co/BqlZFHIZyHWishes for the happiest of birthdays to the handsome and witty simon_the_boy! #tbt http://t.co/9unNJoxHweJust entered to win the @redstamp V-Day Party Pack! http://t.co/diS3swLf7f {I heart @redstamp and @followcharlotte!}
1/22
2015
My gramma just threw away a wooden spoon that her mother-in-law gave her in 1949! #madetolast #finallycracked #qualityIn the UK, #amazonmom is called #amazonfamily so there is definitely an alternative to this #genderstereotyping.
1/17
2015
The most remarkable thing about Amal Clooney's gloves is that we are still talking about them.Since Boyhood and Grand Budapest Hotel are basically the only two movies I saw in 2014, I'm glad they got so many Oscar nominations.
1/15
2015
Hey sugar, what's shaking?Glitter, "I will find a way to restore you to your natural glory if it is the last thing I do." http://t.co/tXjeXksUSt
1/14
2015
"The only beverages we ever have are beer and wine." "Why would you waste calories on anything else?"Punny Valentines in this month's issue of #marthastewart #living. #ilovepuns #mypunnyvalentine http://t.co/hbaTuyfukNAt this very moment in time, all of my email boxes are at zero. #inboxzero #dontemailme #winningatemail
1/13
2015
My living room glitters more than your living room. #followthecallofthediscoball http://t.co/50cf4zTDKT
1/11
2015
The Daily Routines of Famous Creative People http://t.co/BVHpye60T2 via @visually
1/9
2015
Let's celebrate our victories! Ms. JD VP @confettilife shares notable "firsts" for women in the judiciary in 2014. http://t.co/pzDdIY0aAv
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1/8
2015
Got another one! #skunkeviction #notcheap #worthit #lovemytrapper #crittertrapnmike #hopetheresnot10more http://t.co/EaPIWPDwsn
1/7
2015
Does your Trapper arrive in full wildlife/camo gear? What? You don't have a Trapper? #skunkeviction #wildkingdom #atascadero #lovemytrapper
1/1
2014
Need gift 4 9yo girl. I suggest "lipgloss? purse? perfume?" #xmasdesperation Friend says "or...science kit? engineering game?" #betterideas
12/23
2014
If your car advertises your business, don't park like a jackass. #badforbusiness
12/12
2014
@agirlandaboy All of the above. Wear products w/ SPF year round. No sunbathing/tanning beds ever. Hats, sunglasses, sleeves.
12/9
2014
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