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Welcome to my page where I make fun of things, point out absurdities and tackle serious subjects like the cutback

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#WhoWoreItBetter, kkandmc (#MarkCunningham) or me? #WhenImOldIllHaveWhiteHair https://t.co/EePqtOIhkf
8/30
2015
Not as big as last year but a fun trip to #Teahupoo nonetheless. Nice little one from last week by… https://t.co/x04wamrjLd
8/27
2015
Well...I guess if you're gonna win two events on tour the #PipeMasters and #BillabongProTahiti are… https://t.co/1S4SYfYm5o
8/26
2015
Well...it's not quite like this again but #ItsOn and there's some good barrels to be had in The… https://t.co/mEMRZTv3NZ
8/25
2015
Happy 125th Birthday to the most legendary surfer that will ever live, #DukeKahanamoku. Gold medal… https://t.co/DS9XcfEMeR
8/24
2015
What can raimanaworld do for you? Well...Proud to say I made the wall in the house remodel. Styling (… https://t.co/hvW2euHTTF
8/22
2015
The Charlotte And Gwyneth Gray Foundation is hoping to be awarded $500,000 from the Microsoft… https://t.co/f9KdnA4do9
8/21
2015
#SeaweedMonster at #Teahupoo the other day for the #GoProChallenge. Strange current was sucking all… https://t.co/9niIW6PSK5
8/20
2015
Ummm...little help, please? https://t.co/JOXYaNmArf
8/19
2015
Mix #ChiaSeeds in anything you drink. I mix it in morning tea. Easiest way to get extra fiber,… https://t.co/okNh30saaI
8/18
2015
Damn bird ruined my sunset shot. @ Under the #TahitianMoon https://t.co/wTAEl08uEpJust needed an excuse to post this shot of #ButtonsKaluhiokalani (my first #FavoriteSurfer). And that… https://t.co/QPtNkI4jJB
8/17
2015
wsl desk with these guys live on CBS Sports Network for the first time in the states just now.… https://t.co/cDMQ48ciuu
8/16
2015
Head-spinning, laughable numbers of food, drink, and cigarette choices in Japan from vending machines… https://t.co/ZH8kdHfqgZ
8/15
2015
This may give you a seizure. #NotThePlaceForAgorophobes @ Lost In #Hachiko https://t.co/4WM3tJyd6BWorking some airs yesterday. Wish I had a sequence to show that I made this...but I didn't make it.… https://t.co/FJ7zXXpNag
8/12
2015
Just posted a photo https://t.co/QNUg6sU1ps
8/11
2015
Options for #PoopingInJapan. #WorldsBestToilets. https://t.co/84v4ItMOsW
8/7
2015
Ridiculous last view. Thanks to all my friends for a great trip to #JBay! #SunsetPest @ Jeffrey's… https://t.co/6vToqnTJkv
8/2
2015
#BabyCheetahs the other day. So freaking cute. @ Cheetah Sanctuary, Cape Town https://t.co/VT2wUGaClsAn oldie but a goodie. Had to poach this off the light pole down the street. #TBT https://t.co/XayUaHzaqY
7/30
2015
Everyone is probably aware but please keep an eye out. And if you have a plane in FL/GA please think… https://t.co/WLho7Zj91R
7/27
2015
@granttwigbaker and I chasing surf. Peaceful. #ColdAndSharky though. https://t.co/rEU3VId10g
7/26
2015
Happy Birthday, Mr. Andy Irons. Everyone misses you. 📷:tsherms https://t.co/aExWVK1YT5
7/24
2015
The stuff guys are doing these days is seriously nuts...into the oblivion not knowing what happens… https://t.co/BosBxP1lSl
7/23
2015
Requesting fly-by. https://t.co/ccw5IU4l8T
7/22
2015
Glad to know this guy and even happier that he swam/walked away unscathed. The only mark on him is a… https://t.co/9QRpAbcHNyOne more post with the Rhino the other day. Thanks to the #ChipembereFoundation for the hard work and… https://t.co/NhcPyt9Toq
7/19
2015
We were fortunate enough to assist the #ChipembereFoundation in the tagging of a #Rhino a few days… https://t.co/hb6Qjote63
7/18
2015
990' down with @rosswilliamshi. #BungeeJump today at #BloukransBridge (sp?). #YouWontGo https://t.co/LU3YcDTckhLove that Sunny is supporting #SmileTrain...I've been a huge fan for years and love this Foundation… https://t.co/VapDuTDqZI
7/17
2015
Thank you to surfersjournal for the recent spread in the mag and toddglaser for getting up close and… https://t.co/TiD81HU1ZcDolphins from above near the #GamtoosRiver yesterday. @ Jeffrey's Baai https://t.co/2owNl5ZBj0
7/16
2015
#OK...Our launch is official and our site is live at http://t.co/IKWz7yQYWS. Thanks for all the hard work… https://t.co/gJ9LfGWccS
7/15
2015
#JBay #SpeedBlur last night. Snuck thru today. Gonna have to surf better than that to win this week… https://t.co/mmBUUkQFne
7/14
2015
Hey...thanks for the suits, guys, but I'd prefer you be a little more #PC with me! Don't go telling… https://t.co/hWHu27B5hK
7/9
2015
Have you ever had so much anticipation and excitement about something you're working towards that you… https://t.co/NnWJvutkYS
7/8
2015
Anyone else been waiting for this? #PushButtonPancakes. https://t.co/PE0Ysn716F
7/7
2015
These birds land on my balcony and wake me up every other morning. What type of birds are these?… https://t.co/wgV7emGFpG
7/2
2015
#BenAipa laying it down back in the day. How good does that board look slicing thru the water? https://t.co/aTlgTp7mLt
7/1
2015
Never imagined when I was a kid in Florida that I would take a photo like this right behind where I… https://t.co/GiROhx0ypM
6/29
2015
Thanks for everyone's food/restaurant recommendations on the last post. I'm kind of a #FoodGeek and… https://t.co/CkKxvovGDG
6/28
2015
organicsathome yesterday...my comfort food when I get back to the #GoldCoast. Healthy food and… https://t.co/gku5uQ09CK
6/26
2015
Get like 15 of your friends and start an iMessage thread. Pick people with good memories and stories.… https://t.co/xATRX5vqHr
6/20
2015
Throwing it back to that time dozerdave thought Halloween on @tavaruaisland was a good time to moon… https://t.co/qy8zh3D0rE
6/14
2015
#GoodMorning. #FijiPro starts in 45 mins. Get the #WorldSurfLeague app for updates and live feed and… https://t.co/x6cYtRXjFr
6/11
2015
#Stressful @ Personal Rehab https://t.co/oRRfzqvoD2
6/6
2015
I think it's about time I won a contest again. #WhaddayaSay? #MyFavoritePhoto of #MyFavoriteWave. 📷:… https://t.co/chf4VDxBmh
6/1
2015
Huge congratulations to my daughter, Taylor, for her #HighSchoolGraduation last week! Two #ProudDadshttps://t.co/Hl85R6ssgu
5/30
2015
Couple of old ones from '94. I was going thru a phase. #BettyBoop #PatriciaFord https://t.co/LHwKserp4W
5/26
2015
#HorseshoeCrabs from behind my house. #LimulusPolyphemus. They have five pairs of legs. They swim… https://t.co/a5rNZStRMn
5/20
2015
#Photobombing in #Copacabana the other day. @johnjohnflorenc got in my way. Always fun times with… https://t.co/uwUvfrQP9o
5/19
2015
What do you imagine you'll think the moment before you die? Will you surrender to the experiences… https://t.co/fJfc2ljWGw
5/18
2015
Just a typical night when seujorge_oficial shows up at your buddy's place to play a few tunes.… https://t.co/3JgQCqFecz
5/16
2015
1993 in Hawaii with thomasvictorcarroll, #DougieSilva and rcj6666 going quad before four fins and… https://t.co/cf1yUD5M8a
5/11
2015
Just posted a photo https://t.co/ZIFP7GzlKK
5/8
2015
With walteriooss in Hawaii in 1992 and again yesterday at #DitchPlains in #Montauk. I met Walter in… https://t.co/i8YWJ7KGSZGet your lessons from nature then let science improve the design. #Insomnia last night got my brain… https://t.co/8sfc3wGWRs
5/6
2015
#MetBall with bonfirebeachkids tonight. #BowTies #FlipFlopsAndSocks? @ #EmpireState https://t.co/tThEZJRwaV@scotthardingUH of course he did. Love & respect a good counter puncher but I like to see some offense. You win games only playing d?
5/4
2015
@GHerrera_82 yes, the selfie was delusional AND funny you gotta admit. Haha.@GHerrera_82 you said 'scraping' then told me to smarten up? Scrapping, my man.@jonastheprince we all know who won the fight and landed more punches. Tactical supremacy no doubt. But it's a fight. Let's go. We pay.@HarveyMathhew I see the skill he ran the fight. But he made $150M...let's scrap, dude.There's no debating whether Mayweather is a magician. But he should also take up marathons.This just confirms why I don't watch boxing. And that #MaxKellerman dude should lose his job for that horribly opinionated interview.
5/2
2015
Designing some new stuff for @mikohswimwear but @kalanimiller and @oleemamiller weren't sold. What do… https://t.co/PRRHcc8r2O
4/29
2015
#FrenchFries sending me signs at dinner the other night? https://t.co/wqYuX4w7So
4/26
2015
#AfternoonDelight in #WestOZ a few years back with @timmyreyes at a sharky little secret slab that's… https://t.co/mPs8DykfT1
4/19
2015
You tuning in? #MargaretRiverPro is on with some pretty amazing conditions right now. We'll surf thru… https://t.co/btDlXC7W8l
4/17
2015
Oh...#GoodMorning, #BurleighHeads from a couple of years ago. Lost my camera this session. I still… https://t.co/WLg2DVeEFV
4/10
2015
#WeAreMaunaKea There's a battle going on between the will of the people and power of money and… https://t.co/3LtYpAMfGh
4/9
2015
Always more people than I can remember to thank for making our trips around this globe feel like… https://t.co/2aWTxrv7sJ
4/7
2015
For anyone who didn't get the joke or look at a clock (in America) the other day, I'm not retiring… https://t.co/Vm274DhH2m
4/5
2015
Excited to announce that my collection with pbteen launched. Please head to their website, Instagram… https://t.co/v1O6f56rLU
4/2
2015
Big decisions in life don't come easy and it's taken a lot of quiet time and personal introspection… https://t.co/EazfmL7YOX
4/1
2015
They say you've #GottaWinItToRingIt but the bell at Greeny's house gets rung for dinner every night… https://t.co/P9jjTXp5wR
3/31
2015
Ran into these guys at the #QuikPro. Felt as if we were missing simonanderson1 to really nail all fin… https://t.co/Ea7WoNjjby
3/28
2015
So...I recently optioned my old friend #PeterMaguire’s book, 'Thai Stick' for film and tv rights. We… https://t.co/zJleLSRTpa
3/25
2015
It will never not be strange to see my mug on the side of a car but if it plants a (chia) seed in a… https://t.co/B69ENWOLXU
3/22
2015
Did you know...yesterday, March 20th, 2015, was the #Equinox, a #NewMoon, and a total #SolarEclipsehttps://t.co/QEs3UwLgN0
3/21
2015
Thanks to darrenaustralia for the wall hanger of my friend, Russell, and I at #SnapperRocks. Russ has… https://t.co/7op5MhdmsMA couple years ago in an #AfternoonDelight at a somehow uncrowded Kirra. Aaaaahhh...#TheGoodOldDays.… https://t.co/287m0v5lJj
3/20
2015
Been a while. https://t.co/e5kbSQdbNF
3/14
2015
Congratulations to @makuarothman for winning the inaugural #BWWT and becoming our first big wave… https://t.co/2rgXzDKtm2
3/3
2015
#OwYaGoinChina?! Got any good or obscure #AussieSlang for me this morning? https://t.co/C7jGSSJfZR
3/1
2015
Getting a little #WarmUp in for the #QuikPro on the Gold Coast this week. Is it weird to hashtag… https://t.co/vrczmGwdGw
2/23
2015
@dumbthchronicle should I have tried Malaysian? 😳14 hours on qantas to make food choices, watch movies and think about all the waves I've missed on the… http://t.co/JPSkQBnhlw
2/22
2015
#CrowdSelfie on the 18th hole of the #PebbleBeachProAm today. Thanks to the tournament for having me… http://t.co/POZbWIqLfg
2/15
2015
Thanks to all my family and friends around this planet for the Birthday wishes. I had a wonderful day.… http://t.co/RPkayHvLuY
2/12
2015
Aluminum processing project for @narbouille and a board from #ThePod. http://t.co/1j3JTW0cSO
2/10
2015
Painting by Eddie Vedder for my birthday or Christmas a few years ago...his version of an… http://t.co/fDundNBuBT
2/9
2015
@Gerry_Rocks seriously. Bunch of a-holes. Poor form, @couriermail. Really lame..@potterybarnteen is launching a sustainably-produced furnishings line with @kellyslater: http://t.co/JmvoHoB1Xu http://t.co/Bws5KuNVWs
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2/4
2015
Fun few days at Pipe with only a couple friends in the lineup (during heats, that is). Congrats to… http://t.co/rcalZlKHH6
2/3
2015
#Superbowl commercial vibe and #RallyCry. Thank you lazyeyephone, malloybrothers, cravegreens and… http://t.co/zKN3mp4jkJ#SuperBowl commercial vibes. Thanks lazyeyephone, malloybrothers, cravegreens, and gopro.… http://t.co/dKvSTyY84m
2/1
2015
For the past year, I've been working with pbteen on a line of eco-friendly furniture and bedroom… http://t.co/StJz5ufCW9
1/29
2015
Mornings at my house. #WildPinePollen #ElkAntlerExtract #Florida #SriChimnoy #Aloha http://t.co/EsNag4HTsL
1/28
2015
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