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Creative maker, internet geek, bionic chef, & brooklynite. Currently @timehop. Formerly @yipit @nestio @techstars.

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Joined Twitter 9/13/07

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I wonder what percentage of my body right now is rum.I love my friends.
8/30
2015
@chrisricca That is offensive."What if we remove EVERYONE's face? Virtual Reality!!!" - @jwegener, on his spiral descent into insanity"Why are we trying to fix all these problems? THE ROBOTS ARE COMING!" - @jwegener
8/28
2015
"I've made a huge mistake!" - @norasnyderman on being pregnant. @ Jack's wife Freda https://t.co/gMALWJoiE5Grateful so many fellow journalists are condemning @NYDailyNews for unconscionable cover. To lose our humanity is to betray public trust.
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8/27
2015
Welcoming Mason into the family. https://t.co/DuEIAWWSGkMy mom on my emoji use… http://t.co/gEi9HHn0XDI really like this city. @ One World Trade Center https://t.co/gAgXY6veQP
8/26
2015
“This is oddly comfortable. Because of the position i was in in the womb." -@mattRaoul http://t.co/G0RPFCbUcj
Retweeted by Matt Raoul17 flights of stairs > broken crowded elevators
8/25
2015
It wouldn't be a trip to sleepnomorenyc without a souvenir. 💋 @ The McKittrick Hotel https://t.co/QqEzU2zREzA day with kjmiller1029 and lookupica's ghost! @ Whitney Museum of American Art https://t.co/gF4hGxVPwf
8/24
2015
@nickgundry @hotmesstess @timehop Yay! (When you're done laughing send us feedback! 😎 )@jwegener and less tears.plz stop sending me deez tweets. it's driving me nutz.
Retweeted by Matt Raoul
8/23
2015
@joshmateo @swarmapp Gonna just close my eyes while I check in.This is the screen I got when I first opened the new @swarmapp. I have no comment. http://t.co/kBjfgkSp2sI'm good at photos. (credit @edc1591) http://t.co/qYJswA7jLb
8/21
2015
Deez Guyz. #deezguyz @ Houston Hall https://t.co/Je7j0RWJqpI am best uncle. http://t.co/bK7yUYI7Z8 http://t.co/us0M8KBNPi@ckurdziel For the record, this is how I usually roll… http://t.co/1RKJBMMrBy@gohnjanotis Thanks man!@stevorighthere Perfect form!@ckurdziel Haha. NO REGRETS. Well actually maybe a few. Also is it crazy that I think I've played a game with you based on name?@ckurdziel http://t.co/sesgTEJTch :)@ckurdziel Oh let's be clear, I'd fuck it up FO SHO and then immediately get flamed.@ckurdziel Ha, just watched that this morning.
8/20
2015
I mean the dog. To be clear.This is by far the best person I've shared a Train with. http://t.co/dkXT3dygg2emeskaye and I WILL RIDE AGAIN! #mikedownstairs #mattupstairs #preandpost #thebartendertookthisphotohttps://t.co/xL95egiupgHEY. We're hiring an iOS engineer @timehop. GET AT ME.Hi! Please support MAN NUP, my new wedding planning book, on Kickstarter! https://t.co/HXyMA5B4Ma http://t.co/E4M67yIxgC
Retweeted by Matt Raoul@avi4now I went about 3 months singing "The phone...the phone is ringinnngggg!"
8/19
2015
I once met some tigers and gave them a birthday cake. #Timehop http://t.co/RuC5DnCdvC http://t.co/u1OgbawHhM
8/18
2015
Found out my own sister has me in her phone as 'Mat Raoul,' so yeah, today's going pretty well.Is Nefertiti in Tut’s Tomb? http://t.co/f0wiNGh4BE
8/17
2015
I'd rather be trapped alone in an elevator for an hour than spend 30 seconds on one with other people.
Retweeted by Matt Raoul…Get out. https://t.co/y6eZ0uR2t6"I'm uncomfortable being this close to the gowanus is canal." - @edc1591
8/14
2015
Do you even win, bro? @ The Royal Palms Shuffleboard Club https://t.co/YeUGM7vK98I love onion rings.Team @timehop shuffleboarding! http://t.co/pHQa9um7fs
Retweeted by Matt Raoul"What's the book that has no letter e?" -@jwegener "The Bible?" -@mattRaoul "You mean the Bibl?" -@jpbimmer
Retweeted by Matt Raoul{showing her Timehop to @mattRaoul} "Ok Matt, how do you think i should tell the story of 'how gay i was but didn't know it'?" -@swooders
Retweeted by Matt RaoulMe: "I think I just pulled a muscle from rolling my eyes." Mom: "Drink some water."HEY we're looking for an iOS Engineer here @timehop to help us power digital nostalgia for millions of people! https://t.co/ltKzmamnz5
8/13
2015
Totally forgot I still had my gym membership until they emailed me about Broad City filming there…If you haven't seen her yet, @ItsToriScott just added another show at Joe's Pub, so clearly you should go. http://t.co/dh3nEYyhoFTIMEHOP PUPPY PARTY! http://t.co/x6TrpageLQ
Retweeted by Matt RaoulUnforgivable. RT @jwegener: Yep, I made @soylent Popsicles! http://t.co/uDbLzGWjuaSeveral puppies just showed up to our office to play be right back.So glad that @nm_forms brought my lists back to @foursquare.
8/12
2015
Just wrote a one act play about Jesus writing a postcard to Judas from the cross. Closing line. "See you in heaven, ASSHOLE."This just saved the day: https://t.co/b62k2JAsCt@jwegener BALLS OF GOAT CHEESE.Things I don't want to talk about anymore: 1) Design vs UX 2) Hamburger menus 3) Anything@tiredofnick Shortest live tweet ever…Current Status: http://t.co/pbk070k8z1
8/11
2015
Every time @nm_forms and I meet for a cocktail we wind up booking a 7AM @soulcycle and I think this all makes sense but I'm not sure.Nothing stresses me out more than deciding on a party theme with only 3 weeks to plan…
8/10
2015
Lemon braised Sole with pattypan squash, cumin cous cous, and heirloom tomato sweet corn basil… https://t.co/fMxKoBR4vp
8/9
2015
This GOP debate makes me feel like we are a fragmented and hopeless nation. I don't agree with that.You respect birth, not life. #GOPDebate
Retweeted by Matt RaoulHillary Clinton watching the #GOPDebate like: http://t.co/HT5QPVDwMS
Retweeted by Matt RaoulI still contend that they all have the same gay friend and it's Bruce Vilanch.
Retweeted by Matt Raoul@asmith83 Are you comparing font choices?@arainert 🙌
8/6
2015
Don't even talk to me about Kaffir limes, okay?MY RANKINGS OF ALL THE TYPES OF LIMES: 1 - Finger 2 - Key 3 - Blood 4 - Regular@femmebot Woah. I normally don't like things after that long, haha.@femmebot Love seeing this pop up still.Watch me nae nae… http://t.co/ale2Ajccr5@nm_forms @hayes_callaway I CANNOT BELIEVE I MISSED THE ENCORE.
8/5
2015
When you hit send on a good tweet http://t.co/v3XrXeV9fj
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8/4
2015
@nm_forms I mean we basically did this but classier.@emmajemm EAT A COCONUT.@chadvavra I mean let's be honest, he probably still is.Maybe I watched all 13 minutes of this video and maybe I'm not even sorry about it. https://t.co/ayLTi0peAk
8/3
2015
@vacanti Yeah I was basically talking about the guy's phone the entire time.
8/2
2015
This guy's phone is about to fall out of his pocket and I'm watching it all happen and I'm so nervous. http://t.co/piW03rQXL6
8/1
2015
@ange_kim 😍How much would this eagles nest rent for in SF http://t.co/EZcv5P7YNH
Retweeted by Matt RaoulToo soon. RT @timehop: never microwave shrimp 😷☣🍤Hickory is great. And the CEO is always first in line at lunch! (nice work @briantobal, get a better profile pic) http://t.co/rIi4XdvZIU4 years ago I introduced my nephews to THE INTERNET. #timehop http://t.co/OyMuBcxpRN@DevAnand No one is as smart as us.@jwegener don't ever be like that.
7/31
2015
@annesaurus This is the hardest any human has ever worked to listen to Shake It Off.I just tried to use Apple Music in iTunes and I've never felt so god damn dumb.@laurenwick I can't believe it's STILL July.
7/30
2015
Equity / market research analysts looking for their next big career move? See this: http://t.co/aXbvRh8vfb
Retweeted by Matt RaoulFIFTH TIME UNCLE. SECOND TIME GODFATHER. You ain't got nothing on me.My new nephew & I share middle names and that makes my heart warm. #MasonJosephKelly@femmebot WTF. Are you okay? That's unsettling…My Nicki Minaj vs Taylor Swift @SoulCycle ride tomorrow feel so much more topical after last weeks' pop-culture debacle.
7/29
2015
@jdsimms I hated the one I had. Absolutely hated. And It was only on my foot so I wasn't even completely in there.Coding up my first html email in months & I can honestly say I missed it. What have I become?@jess__margaret @bdotdub @talsafran @jwegener THIS IS AMAZING!
7/28
2015
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