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Food safety jerk at the University of Florida Emerging Pathogens Institute. Dunning-Kruger archetype, probably unshaven.

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How Data Became a New Medium for Artists http://t.co/MOy8mJJ62m
5/22
2015
Nifty! Cruise Control: “Your one-stop shop for health and safety data on cruise ships” https://t.co/aQbuN0V5amMy nightmare: parents have 3 kids w/ O157 from WA dairy fair, youngest 1 yr old, hospitalized w/ kidney failure http://t.co/MZ9eK8A7ip
5/21
2015
@ProfCharlesHaas I'm already at risk because my single-serve coffee machine has a beard, which I read are full of poo particles.Want a 4th main @goodreads shelf named "to hell with it" for books I abandon: not 'read', not 'currently reading', & never again 'to read'.That thing where you are a 39 yr old man listening to the Kidz Bop version of Shake It Off because Taylor Swift's isn't on Beats Radio.Gone from twitter a few days, only now discovering #girlswithtoys. Sooooo f'ing great! Thx @kateclancy http://t.co/Oq5SgRq9xwWhat was that about toys? #GirlsWithToys http://t.co/qetdG8glLc
Retweeted by Michael BatzThese heritage food animals may go extinct because no one wants to eat http://t.co/Et85lM2WVi @NPRFood
Retweeted by Michael BatzYearly Economic Burden of Foodborne Illness Estimated at $15.5 Billion http://t.co/948doLMOp9
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5/19
2015
@philpracht Nice! Happy birthday to Emmett!Horrid miasmas draining your writing productivity? Try 6 drops of Fee Brothers grapefruit bitters per liter of freshly carbonated water!This line chart is my spirit animal http://t.co/wRpOLBpFsLWow read this! Long-term Effect of Antibiotic on Human Normal Intestinal Microbiota @docphin @jonessurgery @mpmeara https://t.co/mdGmqdWCIW
Retweeted by Michael BatzThere are teachable moments and there are times to just walk away. http://t.co/liywpTk2ZZ@benjaminchapman a plethora of piñatas@benjaminchapman Infamous? Almost infamous. Infamish.
5/15
2015
@AneesaPhD HOW DARE YOU@MCBazacoPhD Nah http://t.co/vTodkoxoRp (figure 1)@MCBazacoPhD Definitely, a plateau. Table shows small drop, but MMWR article figure shows flat or maybe slight rise. Weird.Yes, Campylobacter is above 2006-2008 baseline, but seems wrong to suggest it "rose again." Unless I'm missing something, which maybe I am.2014 preliminary Campy rate is 13.45 per 100,000. 2013: 13.73, 2012: 14.22, 2011: 14.28, 2010: 13.53, 2009: 12.97. http://t.co/vbmSlFo80LConfused. CDC FoodNet press release says Campylobacter "rose again in 2014" but reported incidence rate is lowest since 2009.Thanks @barfblog for letting me riff a bit on the new USDA/ERS estimates of the costs of foodborne illness http://t.co/g5lDNkqB8h
5/14
2015
Spirograph nostalgia is BULLSHIT. This is seriously the most annoying frustrating kids art activity of ALL GODDAMNED TIME.NEWS OF A WHOLE BOOK OF 'UP GOER FIVE'-STYLE DRAWINGS BY XKCD'S RANDALL MONROE IS A GOOD REASON TO TWEET IN ALL CAPS http://t.co/hgquid4vKb
5/13
2015
@ProfCharlesHaas I sympathize; my wife likes lentils but hates beans generally. Recipe sounds awesome, tho cress is damn hard to find.
5/8
2015
@ProfCharlesHaas You would make a fine guest on my forthcoming lentil soup podcast. IMHO, pureed lentils are for elitist swine! @bugcounter@bugcounter To puree or not puree, that is the questionPair of papers on attributing Salmonellosis to food animal sources in the EU http://t.co/B5GeudkhLe http://t.co/nOvYtCxvdb
5/7
2015
@bugcounter Damn you're good at #souphack advice and #podcasting. You're in!@bugcounter I'm on the edge of my seat.@bugcounter Oh do I ever. Lots of tips, tricks, hacks, and turbochargers. That's mostly what the podcast will be about.@bugcounter That's a good start. Have you or do you plan on preparing your own lentil soup?@bugcounter Could be, depends on ownership of content, t-shirt designs, and position on software patents.@bugcounter I need to know where you stand on the issue of lentil soup.Starting a podcast about lentil soup. Who wants to be the first guest?
5/6
2015
Livestock-associated #MRSA strain is causing infections in farmers in the US, writes @aetiology http://t.co/gUKTrsXJCe
Retweeted by Michael BatzI just backed UP and OUT: Volume One! on @Kickstarter http://t.co/NOzGh02oSM@bugcounter It's (wait for it) artis-anal.@JohnNCoupland Imma put it on my CV1/ Unpasteurized sewage2/ Fugu (pufferfish)3/ Prison wine (does not include wine that I drink because I feel like a prisoner in my own life sometimes hahahaha sob)4/ Raw birds (e.g. chicken, turkey, pigeon, sparrow, eagle, etc.)5/ Burrito that fell in some dog shit6/ Cougar jerky (homemade)7/ Turkey sandwich I left on the counter two days ago8/ Crabcakes from a dumpster (aka dumpstercakes)9/ Puddles of juices accumulating underneath salad bars or buffets10/ Raw milk from cows or any other mammal (including dolphin, especially dolphin)I think it's only fair that I provide my own ranking of foods that I NEVER eat. Here goes...I dodged this reporters emails, but I have a soft spot for stuff like "8 Things Food-Safety Experts Never Eat" http://t.co/05cYf8ImsrYes yes yes. "Live Tiny, Die Never" tardigrade t-shirt. https://t.co/KUoJUwa2nw@bugcounter 👌In an empty house, the motionless quiet is shattered by the sound of a diet breaking. Then, a contented sigh. #leftovercakemoments
5/5
2015
Interesting: Carcinogenic ptaquiloside from bracken ferns in raw sheep & goat milk: a global food safety concern http://t.co/H7uSddfcaOIf you subscribe to Journal of Public Health Policy & want to save me the trouble of ILL, pls get in touch. THANKS! http://t.co/iY21QN1i8z@MCBazacoPhD One meal? I take six distinct micro-meals during every workday. Each involves a different perishable product I buy in bulk.The third least ultimate part of playing Ultimate for 1st time yesterday is that my body feels utterly destroyed this morning. Ow ow ow ow.The second least ultimate part of playing Ultimate for 1st time yesterday is of course that I’m now a guy that plays Ultimate.The least ultimate part of playing Ultimate for 1st time yesterday was the repeated yelling of “Ultimate!” during the game.
5/4
2015
@bambino76022 not anymore. Just a few days last week
5/1
2015
Study estimates $90 million per year in hospitalization charges for neurocysticercosis in US from pork tapeworm http://t.co/CAVXCkem95@bugcounter Ugh, link didn't post. Deleting and re-posting in a sec...Systematic review & meta-analysis on association b/w Toxoplasma gondii and psychiatric disorders http://t.co/fTuscGskUdDownload our picture book FOR FREE right now! It's about SQUIDS & MICROBES! Follow this link: http://t.co/EMxxAkZRX5 http://t.co/408RS8S2Ho
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4/30
2015
Exploring the Role of Extraintestinal E. coli in Intestinal Disease and Foodborne Illness http://t.co/EP23mEi2cA
4/29
2015
@MCBazacoPhD All I want is a GPS running watch w/ heart rate monitor that plays music over Bluetooth headphones and costs $150. NBD.@MCBazacoPhD So does it do some smart reconciliation w GPS from the phone? Absurd to me how dumb some apps are with wacky GPS data.@MCBazacoPhD hmmm. I have a misfit and its alright for steps but no way I’d trust it for running.@MCBazacoPhD Been using RunKeeper. It’s usually solid.Just completed a 10.00 mi run - LOL GPS fuckery. It was more like 7.0 miles in 61 min for ave pace o ... http://t.co/pYkJQCahTO #RunKeeper@FoodRiskGuy oh hell no more like #manvsmountainofdoritos@FoodRiskGuy Uh oh, someone is in training mode!Interesting, thoughtful report on meat and poultry inspection by @CFAFoodPolicy http://t.co/568ydFJ1ok
4/28
2015
Distribution and characterization of Salmonella enterica isolates from irrigation ponds in the southeastern USA http://t.co/1r26iWkHzAUpdated my "Is the MinION thumb drive sequencer taking off? Seems so" w/ details on a new relevant paper http://t.co/Hf8hI5wbLn
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4/27
2015
Rome in a cab at 1am. Just like Jarmusch’s Night on Earth. Except no Roberto Benigni. And no dead priest.
4/22
2015
Dangit. @bugcounter @FoodRiskGuy and & @GRAcuff are blocking my view of the Renoir #IAFPEuro http://t.co/zQKiunrEHaChairing a technical session on risk modeling and communication at #iafpeuro — let’s see how I do pronouncing names…
4/21
2015
Mike Batz @mbbatz telling us how to compare apples and oranges in foodborne disease ranking at #IAFP conference #iafpeuro. Top class fruit!
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4/20
2015
Assessment of Epidemiology Capacity in State Health Departments — United States, 2013 http://t.co/KglpUrtCKKNautilus on PANDAS (Pediatric Autoimmune Neuropsychiatric Disorders Associated With Streptococcal Infections) http://t.co/7WSo2HX0Sp
4/16
2015
Characterizing the Transmission Potential of Zoonotic Infections from Minor Outbreaks http://t.co/5Ze1SJ4zai
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4/15
2015
@RobersonMichael @bugcounter My Linked In profile makes for great bedtime reading! Ciao!@RobersonMichael @bugcounter this is me getting up from the couch to get another bee from the fridge https://t.co/Qrju4e5fUX@bugcounter @RobersonMichael Did I mention I run “Dorf-style?” My knees really take a beating.@RobersonMichael I run in my sleep!How AeroPress Fans Are Hacking Their Way To A Better Cup Of Coffee http://t.co/8abTXvFHWC
Retweeted by Michael BatzGotta keep training if I’m gonna run down @RobersonMichael #deepsouth http://t.co/OwCGnirAQY@FeelsRightDes @IAFPFood July 25-28 at annual conference of Int Assoc for Food Protection.Can I get this in time for the @IAFPFood silent auction? Poop: The Game https://t.co/AMOWAjohPPThe outputs of the @WHO Initiative to Estimate the Global Burden of Foordborne Diseases: symposium in Oct'2015: http://t.co/3M754u2TDB @rivm
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4/14
2015
Quick question, if a fly falls in your drink and you take it out SUPER quickly can you still eat the fly?
Retweeted by Michael BatzInteresting article on the Texas epi investigations of the 2013 Cyclospora outbreak associated w/ cilantro http://t.co/5CK61UhUXr“Please write a book chapter for us and then pay us €670 for the privilege.” Sounds like a great deal! http://t.co/UbhoFj48Lk
4/13
2015
A timeline of key dates in the Blue Bell Listeria outbreak. http://t.co/AM6mmiXzBn
Retweeted by Michael Batz@ainzlie in the biz we don’t call it brown, we call it “butt camo”"Don't poop on me" duvet cover/shirt/coffee mug/etc. Uh, OK. http://t.co/UffNGZVqhN
4/10
2015
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