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Traveler. Author of The Girl in the Road. Playwright at @OLittleGreenPig. Columnist, NEW SUNS, at @ElectricLit. Estoy aprendiendo espaΓ±ol--hable conmigo!

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@pushinghoops how is your space princess look coming?@quadz08 sorry πŸ˜”ew, raleigh@completelydark Thank you ☺️Dress #62 of 102. These hibiscus flowers are the same color as autumn leaves. books should all be subtitled Terrible Things Happen to Children #spoileralertHey #Durham, is anyone else feeling unaccountably sleepy? Is it the ragweed?@teampinup @Laura_Byrnes I ordered it last night. It was meant to be πŸ˜‰My fingernail polish has eroded to the point where the remains look like a grouping of continents, a… oh mercy@y_kidd maybe. that's what I wanted to do until I was 24. but space lost its appeal to me.and then just wander. for life.also cuba mexico varanasi angkor wat buenos aires tunisia venice basically my goal is to make enough money to be able to take offit was good to see #Iran again I want to go back for a long time but require $ so should finish novel I thernkvisually gorgeous, conceptually naΓ―ve #baraka hey it was 1993just finished Baraka hope they got release forms from all those people hmmmmmmm
@SubMedina WOW.@scalzi :) i leg-pressed 300 tonight. my muscles need shit to build with.@Aimee_Ogden i had my post-workout protein shake and my body's like "haha nope need more" so: bacon@Liminal :) i like that@didic @wrappedinsaran @SadieBrennon Interesting. Yes, I can see that. The word that always comes to mind for me is "dusty."@ClearShakes Melange. :)How would you describe the taste of turmeric?Reference copy ACQUIRED, muahahaha @jeffvandermeer @AnnVanderMeer LOL. I know how that happens...@y_kidd Yes, I visited for a month to research the novel. Addis, Lalibela, Debark, Gonder, Bahir Dar.@y_kidd Oooh, where were you born? Addis?@y_kidd Oh yes. A very big one. ☺️Happy Onam. It's a good time to begin The Girl in the Road, which also starts on Onam. like Trump's exists as a pernicious sort of violence. It's important that we name it as such, instead of dismissing it as just talk
Retweeted by Monica Byrne@purp @scalzi @LettersBookshop yeah ANYWAY. also: we hv bbq@Wbaz54 @purp @LettersBookshop ;)Just got the last signed copy of @monicabyrne13's book at @lettersbookshop … Achievement unlocked!
Retweeted by Monica Byrne@afnewton Chills all over.@KLucasMcKay 😜😘@shessomickey So am I. I think you'll like it. Happy reading ☺️@shessomickey πŸ˜‰ Thank you so much. That's one of my favorites!Love this interview with @monicabyrne13. Take down that "smooth-talking patriarchy in a double-breasted suit"!
Retweeted by Monica Byrne@ShvetaThakrar Wait. Is that supposed to be Marine Drive they're dancing on!?
@anne_theriault "WIRE MOTHER" oh my god i want @kidethnic to remix this to metallica now what! what! drag me down with you, what is this of which you speak@wes_chu @matociquala 5k word days. who are you people.@MangoHeroics @teampinup ;)@matthew_sirois Sí ;) I'm deep in novel land, myself. Solidarity. <3@ShvetaThakrar ....I'm going to have excellent dreams tonight.well this dress has my name on it so maybe i have to get it @teampinup @TheDurhamHotel ❀️❀️❀️Cryptic notes on Novel #2 at @thedurhamhotel. #writerslife picked up EUPHORIA at @regbook, by my interview mate @lilykingbooks. VERY excited for this one. @ElectricLit I'm so glad, Bryan. Thank you.Under the Shade, I Flourish: The Art Revolution in Belize via @ElectricLit @monicabyrne13 really enjoyed this
Retweeted by Monica Byrne@BrianovichIV What an amazing compliment. Thank you.@monicabyrne13's The Girl In The Road reminded me of a more spiritually-minded Margaret Atwood. I will read it again.
Retweeted by Monica ByrneI discovered a playground. (Actually @kidethnic showed me.) started We Are All Completely Beside Ourselves by Karen Joy Fowler and am already totally delighted@everickert @ferretthimself And Francis! I loooove Francis 😊New working spot, #Durham: ground floor coffee bar of @thedurhamhotel. Lovely, sunny, open, quiet. mean, grim as it is, @monicabyrne13's imagined near-future actually seems like one of the best we can hope for.
Retweeted by Monica ByrnePeople calling @monicabyrne13's novel The Girl in the Road "post-apocalyptic" & "dystopian" do not seem to understand what those words mean.
Retweeted by Monica Byrne@everickert Yeah. No, I think she would know better.@ccfinlay @scalzi even better, #innerspace@KerryRBenton Yes.@pedestrian That mosque. Just too much.anyway @realDonaldTrump i'm telling u this bc i know u love talking about periods, all women's, news anchors' & immigrants', who doesn'ttrue story @realDonaldTrump at my first book signing ever i let my guard down and bled all over the nice bookstore chair haha so how ruhey @realDonaldTrump i'm on the third day of my period which is kind of like this stage of the primaries, like, u can't let ur guard downtheatre isn't dead... it's just that it's no longer happening in the spaces we've set aside for it religion isn't dead... dittooh baby now we're on to goo goo dolls if he starts singing along i am OUT@SubMedina The charm of the 90s ska revival really rests on it having died again.
Retweeted by Monica Byrnebarista is pressuring owner to (1) have happy hour (2) chalk for it (3) because he used to chalk all over the walls at his waldorf school@embellydance @cocoacinnamon it most definitely was not. i'll give you a car is in the shop in melton's on iredellif u sing along, additionally ur business is burned to the groundi propose that if u play mighty might bosstones in a coffee shop u lose ur business licenseFINALLY finished GoT Book 5. Oh man. Varys was always my favorite 😍Awwww, intra-Durham love ❀️ @cocoacinnamon @monutsdonuts
@myleslanza 😜πŸ’ͺ🏼#thismenstrualbloodclot2016 > #trump2016@bweekins @HedgeBz oh no. you EARNED IT πŸ’ͺ🏼😘.@bweekins @HedgeBz hahahahaha he blocked me@mad_sci_husband @realDonaldTrump you're so welcome..@bweekins @HedgeBz it's so fun.@HedgeBz it lasts five DAYS bruh don't u know anything.@HedgeBz sweet period is RIGHT, bruhSweet period in front of the handle. You are good at Twitter. Gross. U should be ashamed of yourself.
Retweeted by Monica Byrne@PhilSandifer hehehehehe thank you 😜.@HedgeBz I think u mean panty liner bruh@qwrrty πŸ˜‰#Monicasbleed2016 @monicabyrne13 @arthur_affect @realDonaldTrump
Retweeted by Monica Byrne@charllandsberg 😜I got 99 problems but they're all fortunate problems to have tbh@TheDurhamHotel Lovely. See you tomorrow then 😘Dear @TheDurhamHotel: is the floor level coffee bar open to anyone to come and work?@DeathStarVet 😜@DeathStarVet dude we just finished "emergence" CATCH UPincomplete list of words & phrases that will immediately make me stop taking u seriously: mankind SJW (non-ironically) black on black crime@MichaelHeilman you're so welcome
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