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Joined Twitter 10/10/07

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I stopped wondering if I qualified as a New Yorker after the third time I appeared on the cover of The New Yorker. http://t.co/Gh2ZUqMv8p@NicAMiller @tattly Good form!
4/21
2015
Detective Baby: We got you dead to rights, dirtbag. *suspect puts face in hands* Detective Baby: HE'S ESCAPED
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4/20
2015
My new favorite bit of movie trailer exposition (from http://t.co/hoReQXjwv2). http://t.co/hDtQYULHRC
4/19
2015
Happy Artificial Scarcity Day, vinyl junkies! Have fun getting angry at the eBay monster you created!
4/18
2015
Okay, the box doesn’t even fit in my cabinet, but Family Size Lucky Charms were on sale, and what am I, made of stone?Sometimes I worry that I don’t eat enough vegetables, but then I remember that Black Sabbath is still alive and consequences are a myth.
4/16
2015
@cameronmoll I guess old tech dies hard. So many companies whose persistent existence is a mystery.So aolsystemmsg is like, “Hello. Facebook Chat through AIM is going away as of April 15th,” and I’m like, “THAT WAS AN OPTION?!”
4/15
2015
Tonight I cashed in last year’s birthday present from @jasonsantamaria and now our kitchen knife skills are basically incredible.@sanspoint Thanks! I hadn’t thought about it, but the posterization does have kind of an SNES vibe.Achieving this effect was more complicated than I expected: https://t.co/25qZQPJQLy
4/13
2015
@Phineas George Lucas predicted Google Glass.Just learned of the latest uprising of reactionary nerds. Hey guys, ever wonder why people think the stuff you like is made for children?A morning spent managing storage on my iOS devices is a good reminder that I’m rooting for the web.
4/11
2015
I had a super fun time briefly sharing the stage with @alexkoll, @BVPcomedy, @julianvelard, and @HarMarSuperstar at @UnionHallNY last night!
4/10
2015
@hellbox I agree structurally but not visually – it opens things up too much. I use en dashes between full spaces instead (as seen above).Good morning, people of Twitter, it is a new day! WHOM SHALL WE TARGET
4/3
2015
.@PattonOswalt penned a 53-tweet opus last night in response to the Trevor Noah controversy http://t.co/ilDeSi9jAK http://t.co/U4vN8xnekm
Retweeted by Rob WeychertHere is a sampling of new music I got into in March: http://t.co/Vzz6YAy965
4/1
2015
@anildash I get it, and it bugs me less when a link to the actual text is provided, but I’m seeing a lot of folks omit that part.@anildash Sharing pictures of text on Twitter seems to me like such an unfortunate hack. https://t.co/iIXspGYhsi
3/31
2015
Left Behind III is in HD on Netflix, so we can finally see everyone’s pores.Left Behind III: World at War. Our only hope for redemption is the inclusion of Joanna Kerns, Alan Thicke, Tracy Gold, and Jeremy Miiller.“Anything with more action than people talking about God I would be totally into right now.” – @iamrumz #LeftBehindTrilogyThe drinking game @iamrumz and I have devised for the Left Behind trilogy is a little too perfect. *hiccup*Holy shit, Jason Jones cameo in Left Behind II: Tribulation Force!Left Behind has me excited about the rapture. Israel and Palestine hug it out, sanctimonious Christians are gone, overpopulation is solved.@sanspoint @iamrumz Eventually, but probably not today.Forty-seven minutes into the first movie, @iamrumz and I have begun work on our Left Behind erotic fan fiction.The Left Behind trilogy has begun. Tell my wife I love her.
3/28
2015
@JeffChausse It was in South Philly, so, actually, he almost certainly did.A friend’s story of finding $10K on the street: “I found the guy who belonged to the car and it turns out it fell out of his SWEAT PANTS.”
3/27
2015
It just now hit me that late show w Letterman -- is in that scholastic athletic font like a LETTERMAN jacket. Wow I'm late on this
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3/26
2015
I’m still not clear on what is to be gained by shocking the monkey.
3/25
2015
@blastcap The review from @theavclub led me to believe it was going to be way more obtuse than it is, but yeah, there’s plenty to chew on.Today is not a competition, but with amazing new releases from Lightning Bolt and Liturgy, Thrill Jockey Records is winning.
3/24
2015
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3/23
2015
@Smomotion It’s been awhile, but I’ve had good experiences with @stickerguy and @ContagiousGrphx.They should change the name from Adobe Illustrator to Adobe Gaslight.
3/16
2015
“…because this is San Francisco, and we have an idea!” https://t.co/LQ1JDqXiyR
3/12
2015
Happy birthday to @t, and thanks for this post: http://t.co/cm7JjbAIzD
Retweeted by Rob Weychert@Smomotion A fog machine would basically be Mutant Scum’s fifth Beatle.@Smomotion I never met one a fog machine I didn’t like.Today's @nypost front page: "DELETER OF THE FREE WORLD" #ClintonEmails http://t.co/ZqhmUfDGao
Retweeted by Rob Weychert@adactio https://t.co/bmY8VC1BnV@beep https://t.co/J3eo0omkUITen years ago today, I arrived in Austin for my first SXSW, and my career turned a corner. Many friendships that began then continue today.“The Snow Is Melting! But What a Mess It Left Behind” or “The Paper of Record Saves a Recluse a Trip to the Sidewalk” http://t.co/gFrChZiise
3/11
2015
Gold is tacky.@sanspoint Nope, sorry, that was probably one of my decoys.
3/9
2015
The Nib has put together a great collection of feminist comics for International Women’s Day. https://t.co/IO6Fo7ozBt
3/8
2015
Everything about this animated profile of Mark Mothersbaugh is fantastic (except that it is all too brief). http://t.co/WEh5eeW9uq
3/7
2015
Working from home. Neighbor blasting 4 Non Blondes’ “What’s Up?” on repeat. Poll: murder or suicide?
3/6
2015
@essl I got trapped in BART once. Had to give an attendant my license as insurance so she’d let me out to refill my card. Brilliant system.Nerds. Can we stop with the numeronyms, please? Use your words.
3/4
2015
The shoelace makers and the earbud makers should swap some personnel. Boom, I just solved knots.
3/3
2015
Sans Bullshit Sans: The font that uses ligatures to replace every marketing buzzword with a censorship bar. http://t.co/U040Tqi28J
Retweeted by Rob Weychert@sanspoint @hybrid_alex Your enthusiasm is duly noted! I hesitate because Due is overqualified. I just need it to do one simple thing.@sanspoint @hybrid_alex Due looks nice. I hate to be this guy, but it seems a bit pricey for a minor extension of a native OS function. 😕Can anyone recommend a good Mac/iOS app for reminders/alarms that recur multiple times a day?
2/27
2015
@scottjehl Awesome! What kind of skating do you do these days? (Attached is a photo of me skating.) http://t.co/BHdl1OLyWyIn honor of Kathy Sierra’s recent Wired piece (http://t.co/1HHnFPLZfe), here’s a video I revisit about once a month: https://t.co/D0R6gdkvcCIt’s time you all knew the truth. Rambo: First Blood Part II is based on my single-handed rescue of dozens of American POWs from Vietnam.
2/24
2015
@monteiro But Mike, we agree on EVERYTHING.My brief review of Birdman from a few months ago, which I stand by: http://t.co/qGAyAyeob2Hey, film nerds, @iamrumz just launched @the_completist, and you’ll want to check it out: http://t.co/mLCH9QVjPn
2/23
2015
@Smomotion Nah, Betty is where they lost me. Have fun!@krystynheide Her? http://t.co/pjY4GvIOGc@Smomotion @Enforcermetal Looking forward to the new record. Hope they make it to the States this year.
2/21
2015
Today I learned that Andy Samberg was the monkey in James Kochalka Superstar’s classic “Monkey Vs. Robot” video. http://t.co/fmZESR1Ypp
2/20
2015
@pdoughbrie @itsnotoliver A little something to brighten your day: http://t.co/h6YHOIjzMw (via @reedkavner)
2/19
2015
@krystynheide https://t.co/sfcey1P2BiReviewing my dinner party invitee list. Let’s see, there’s Cube, Eazy, Ren, Yella… Crap, I forgot about Dre.@itsnotoliver @pdoughbrie Myself, I’m a believer in the diaeresis, but you are not alone in your disdain. http://t.co/S2EPFP5eme
2/18
2015
“All put together, invasive species cost the US more than $120 billion a year in damages and control costs.” https://t.co/IuAWS9bmjwI’ve committed my share of online sins, but I have never understood the outsize glee of the common lynch mob. http://t.co/aOIml5Db8Y
2/15
2015
@MikeNGarrett I am completely baffled by your response to 1. But thumbs up for your response to 2. :)@jasonsantamaria Probably too thick of a conversation for Twitter.@jasonsantamaria 2. It’s a question of moving beyond boundaries or working within them. Choosing your battles and knowing when to quit.@jasonsantamaria I think the things being preserved are the exceptions. Choosing and prioritizing those things as they accumulate is hard.@jasonsantamaria 1. Is there no room for ephemerality in our experiences? Is the cost of preservation and its accumulation always justified?Semi-related questions: 1. What should be preserved, why, and for how long? 2. Where does self-improvement end and self-acceptance begin?Sending @davidpajo and his family wishes for healing and peace.Goddammit. David Carr. RIP. http://t.co/KnGRZykKkH“So it’s a whole movie of Legos? I guess I hadn’t really thought about it. And they move around?”
2/13
2015
BREAKING: Brian Williams becomes first person in human history to suffer professional consequences for lying about the Iraq War.
Retweeted by Rob WeychertThe internet is the most sophisticated medium for text that has ever existed, and you people are tweeting pictures of paragraphs.@drinkerthinker Your parents were like, “She’s three, she won’t notice it’s only half a cake,” as they snuck it out of another kid’s party.
2/10
2015
Man, there were several years there when Apple products could be relied on to just do exactly what they were supposed to. I miss those days.
2/9
2015
Verhoevathon on Netflix, you guys. http://t.co/OT1bs36qPA@itsnotoliver @pdoughbrie http://t.co/Ug8Li28ZUI@pdoughbrie The trials we must endure to find common ground, eh?
2/5
2015
Today I learned about scleral tattoos and I definitely didn’t squirm at all. http://t.co/njIAlXiNaJ
2/4
2015
@sanspoint http://t.co/g3lQdPkFtRWhile spinning your wheels for hours trying to get out of that icy parking spot, consider contemplating why you even own a car in NYC.@anildash At the end of this piece, @BrendanNyhan has some suggestions: http://t.co/mNreIWFdsd
2/3
2015
It may be due to my being old, but as I look at the modern CSS toolchain I fear we are very good at making simple things complicated.
Retweeted by Rob WeychertWhy feminism? Because you can sell 30 MILLION copies of a single book and when you die, The Australian prints this: http://t.co/DAqkvphV35
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1/30
2015
Compare the size of your home to Mitt Romney’s! http://t.co/T8nVEAcmi7 Here’s mine (my apartment is in blue): http://t.co/ktxTEXttHZ
1/28
2015
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